Sleep is for suckers
I sit, alone, staring at my single monitor. The other one died. All my reasons for continuing the act of living have been culled by half. I'd give my left nut to get my left monitor back.
[Breathes on left CRT screen]
WAKE UP!!!
A single tear drops from my cheek onto my keyboard. I know it’s all over because I can feel the cameras panning out and soppy music fading in.
A minutes silence please…
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,
27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,44,45,46,47,48,
49,50,51,52,53,54,55,56,57,58,59,60
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!! TAKE ME INSTEAD!!!
Ahem. That’s better.
Wow, you guys look so much smaller compressed into one monitor. I might make a large eye-patch for my dead crt. Then my computer will have that much saught after pirate vibe.
I can’t sleep. I’ve even had two glasses of red, yet still I can’t sleep. I was in bed, after just completing the mechanical activity of masticating a bowl of rice mixed with tuna, when I realized that sleep wouldn’t happen unless I had something to watch on TV. I need to concentrate on something so that my brain can appreciate that it simply doesn’t have the strength to remain awake. I've got to trick my mind into believing that it's of the utmost importance that it stay conscious as only then will it give me the middle finger and turn my eyelids into proxy-anvils. Problem being, that of course, there is nothing of value on the teev and all my dvd's are BORING!
This is where you come in.
I will now attempt to explain to you the importance of the Magna Carta on modern day maritime law.
It all started in 1215 when King John…
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
[Murmers: “Take me instead”]
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
OBPhoto:
Ingredients:
1 lack of sleep
1 empty beer bottle
1 camera
[Breathes on left CRT screen]
WAKE UP!!!
A single tear drops from my cheek onto my keyboard. I know it’s all over because I can feel the cameras panning out and soppy music fading in.
A minutes silence please…
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,
27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,44,45,46,47,48,
49,50,51,52,53,54,55,56,57,58,59,60
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!! TAKE ME INSTEAD!!!
Ahem. That’s better.
Wow, you guys look so much smaller compressed into one monitor. I might make a large eye-patch for my dead crt. Then my computer will have that much saught after pirate vibe.
I can’t sleep. I’ve even had two glasses of red, yet still I can’t sleep. I was in bed, after just completing the mechanical activity of masticating a bowl of rice mixed with tuna, when I realized that sleep wouldn’t happen unless I had something to watch on TV. I need to concentrate on something so that my brain can appreciate that it simply doesn’t have the strength to remain awake. I've got to trick my mind into believing that it's of the utmost importance that it stay conscious as only then will it give me the middle finger and turn my eyelids into proxy-anvils. Problem being, that of course, there is nothing of value on the teev and all my dvd's are BORING!
This is where you come in.
I will now attempt to explain to you the importance of the Magna Carta on modern day maritime law.
It all started in 1215 when King John…
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
[Murmers: “Take me instead”]
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
OBPhoto:
Ingredients:
1 lack of sleep
1 empty beer bottle
1 camera
posted by Li at
12:45 AM
4 Comments:
Ahh, sleep dep. A good way to pass the time (????) Nice shot, btw.
Incidentally, did you try to revive your lifeless monitor with CPR? Never know your luck..
By
Althea, at 11:40 PM
I think I may like you too much.
By
Anonymous, at 3:45 PM
Althea: the crt is still out. the cpr didn't work. Felt good though, strangley sexy.
Anon: *slaps lap* Come here and sit on Li's lap and tell him all about it ;)
By
Li, at 6:46 PM
I've been staring at that photo for six hours and I'm still seeing things I hadn't noticed before.
With |337 qh0t0gra7ic sk1IIz like this, who needs a second monitor?
By
teigan, at 11:29 AM
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